CLAIRE DANES
Hey Kate, I know we’re supposed to be going to Hawaii for our post- graduation trip, but let’s lie to your dad and actually go to Thailand because one of our drunk friends just told me that it would be fun.
KATE
Are you crazy? Thailand is a disgusting, impoverished country with a corrupt justice system and water that has feces, rats, and God knows what else.
CLAIRE
Yeah, but my friend said it’s fun.
KATE
Your friend was drunk. Let’s go to Hawaii. Besides, what if something bad happens to us in Thailand and my dad thinks I’m in Hawaii?
CLAIRE DANES
What could possibly happen? Thailand means freedom, so nothing will go wrong.
KATE
Ooooooh, okay. It will be easy to just switch plane tickets and have our parents miss the fact that we’re not on a plane to Hawaii.
CLAIRE
You bet it will.
3 months ago