You've Been Left Behind
Holy Moses! It’s a service for Christians that’ll email documents to whoever they choose exactly six days after the rapture.
I’m pretty sure this is isn’t supposed to be used to gloat, but if it were me I’d send out mp3 files of Nelson going “ha ha” to all the poor bastards stuck on Earth.
Hahaha. “I’m sorry, I am out of the office due to being Raptured. If you’re reading this, you haven’t been saved. Enjoy your time in hell. If you need anything in the meantime, please contact any of my gay, Jewish or other heathen friends and they will assist you. Thanks!”
1 year ago