Miss Sookie Regrets
- Riss: so the boy says to me "we just started dating, i don't want our relationships to be all about sex right off..blah blah intimacy blah"
- me: you're like "Fine, buy me a sandwich next time before we eff..."
- Riss: and i'm like, wait but,,,we're dating...free and constant sex is the POINT!
- me: RIGHT?!
- Riss: well, he does buy me lots of drinks and brings me deserts...but STILL... i don't think we're asking too much here, ade...
- me: yea!
- Riss: we're young, sexy, and flexible...we should be getting pounded in to the dirt, graveyard style.
