Paltrow Diet
- Megan: so i'm doing gwyneth paltrow's detox. mainly to distract myself from not smoking...and i want to diiiie
- me: OMG - does it involve being incredibly bland? How do dead-eyes make one lose weight, I've always wondered?...You're too bored to eat, maybe?
- Megan: its actually not bad. a lot of smoothies and soups....butttt NO CAFFEINE OR ALCOHOL
- me: so you are too bored to eat
