Zombpocalypse Plan 1
me: I think I'm going to post our ZOmbie-doll conversation too
I think it would make the world a little brighter
and if I can educate one person on the apocalypse and help them live for a little bit longer when the zombies come, then I'll have been successful
meggierosat: you guys had a zombie doll convo?
oh our email chain
well i think if we abandon flair in the post-zombie-pocalypse times, then the zombies will have won
me: I agree - they own the pale aesthetic, we need to claim what's ours (hairspray and eyeliner, apparently).
meggierosat: and tattoos
me: I like how there's a massive shortage of food, but no dearth of cosmetic accoutrement in the End Times
meggierosat: well once you've looted the canned goods, what's left?
eyeliner never really expires
me: You know, we could be on to some huge business if we find a way to make edible cosmetics
Beyond lip gloss, that is (I think that just attracts the undead hordes)
meggierosat: i still think the best business plan is to loot the liquor stores and pharmacies, and then live on a weed farm
meggierosat: birth control's going to be worth a pret-ty penny in the end times
and once it runs out, you're gonna want some weed
me: So if we made birth control that was edible and doubled for eyeliner that you could smoke, we'd pretty much run the supply monopoly, right?
Let's get on that
meggierosat: honey, if you come up with that now, then we'd already be moguls by the time the end times come
me: I bet we could shop it through Tyra
meggierosat: and instead of all that nasty zombie fighting we could skip straight to, flying our private jets to our private islands
um, yesterday tyra covered all her girls in meat
me: Oh...I see where you're going.
I'll start working on it. Any ideas for the product name?
Like "Yum Liner" or maybe "High Liner"
meggierosat: H'eye liner
we can be like, 'it's french'
Mar 13th