Why I love Megan ("me:")
me: i killed zombies in my dreams last night
Charles: hahahaha
me: i was invited to this party
Charles: a zombie party?
me: and it was like, "oh, it's like a murder mystery party, but with zombies! what a LARK!" it was supposed to be live action role playing the guy from jurassic park was there and the second to last and the last president of the united states. they were both in wheel chairs
Charles: hahahah
me: and that's when i was like, WAIT A SECOND, this might be REAL, and i grabbed a knife from the kitchen just as they came bursting in from the dining room and the whole thing was a SET UP not ONLY were there zombies, there were people shooting at us
Charles: HAH oh shit!
me: i know!! so anyway the LAST president of the united states, nate, wasn't ACTUALLY paralyzed which i found out when i tickled his feet in the wheel chair and they moved
Charles: (i'll BRB, getting breakfast, keep writing)
me: which was ANOTHER reason i grabbed the knife from the kitchen. i was like, something ain't right anyways, the zombies BURST in through the dining room and everyone at the dinner party was like, "run TOWARDS them! it's the FIRST rule!" and they stabbed some of the zombies, but they ended up getting shot by the people. i cut some lady zombie's throat
but i wasn't very good at it and RIGHT as one of the guys killing people with guns pointed his gun at me Nate, the last president of the united states, rose up from his wheelchair and SHIELDED ME with his body. i escaped through to the bedlam to the door to the basement where the bitches who decided to start shooting people, were throwing a HOLIDAY party like their girlfriends and hangers-on, very swank when i burst through the door, the zombies followed me killing the people at the party. which SERVED THEM RIGHT
Charles: HAHAHAHAHA
me: and i ran outside, and there was a little child playing a zombie video game and she asked me to play and i was NOT very good at it i'm terrible at re-charging my battery pack
Charles: this is the most detailed dream I've ever heard
me: and so i gave up, and ran into one of the waiters at the party, who was like, girl that shit was crazy, let's go get high in the bathroom and i was like PLEASE CAN WE (i know, it's almost over) so we go into the bathroom, and we're about to get high and RACHEL rolls in BURSTS rather like, "omgod, you guys! i'm so sorry i missed the party, but i was at that eddie van halen concert! and it wasn't even a concert--i actually got to MEET EDDIE!" "how was the party!" and then i woke up
Charles: hahahaha, I'm publishing this
me: so, i was actually REALLY BAD at killing the zombies. like, extremely ineffectual BUT i lived
Charles: victory!
me: but it was the first time id been double-crossed in zombie dream
Charles: you're a threat dirty tricks
me: and with such political overtones. me and the actor from jurassic park, apparently he's the only one i remember
Charles: its the climate we're living in. Sam Neill?
me: YES. he gave me the first clue. i was like, "Sam Neill is taking this far too seriously"
Charles: hahahah
me: he refusesd to sit in the chair that i was going to sit at the head of the table and so i was like, well fuck THAT if sam NEIL won't sit there i sure as hell won't
Charles: HAH. way to listen to your instincts!
me: and IN MY DREAM i thought, while i still thought it was a game, "i better survive this party. i've had a lot of dreams to practice for this"
Charles: and you did. what an epic dream
Nov 14th